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A Jewish mother's
answering machine

jewishsightseeing.com
,  April 29, 2005


A Jewish mother's answering machine:

If you want lox and eggs, press 1;
If you want knishes press 2;
If you want chicken soup, press 3;
If you want matzoh balls with the soup, press 4;
If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since NOBODY ever asks me how I am feeling. Who knows?  I could even be dead by now.


—Forwarded by Rabbi Baruch Lederman,
Congregation Kehillas Torah, San Diego