As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Vito and Tony meet at the gym. Tony says, "I hate to tell you this, but Angela is having an affair with Abe, from the deli."

Vito can't believe it. He immediately heads home and confronts his wife.

 "Angela," he says. "Someone told me you've been fooling around with some Jewish guy."

"That's crazy," she says. "Where did you hear such mishigas?"