As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
On a Thursday in Massapequa Park, an old rabbi's hat is blown off his head
by a gust of wind.
Down the block, A young man headed toward the train to Belmont Park sees what
happened, runs and catches the hat and returns it.
"I couldn't have retrieved my hat by myself," the Rabbi says.
"Thank you very much!" He then places his hand on the man's shoulder
and says, "May God bless you."
The man thinks, "Hmm, I've been personally blessed by a Rabbi. Maybe this
is my lucky day."
When he gets to the race track, he sees that a horse named Stetson is running.
"Stetson. Hat. This has to be a sign," he thinks and bets five dollars
on the 20-1 longshot.
Stetson wins. He has one hundred dollars.
In the second race there's a horse named Fedora. Being cautious, he bets twenty
dollars on him. Fedora goes off at 30--1 and wins. Between that and the
first race, he has nearly seven hundred dollars.
The man looks at the third race's entries. No hat names. Then he notices a horse
named Panama with odds of 12-1.
"Hmm. Panama. Panama hat?"
He bets two hundred dollars. Panama runs away with the race. The man has about
three thousand dollars. From then on, every time he sees a horse with a hat
reference he bets everything on it.
After the final race he heads home and tells his wife the story of the
rabbi, the hat and the horses.
"So how much did you win?" she asks.
"I was up to about six hundred and fifty thousands but I bet on a
horse named Chateau in the last race. It came in fourth and I lost it
all".
"You jerk," his wife says. "A chateau is a house. A chapeau is a
hat!"
"It doesn't matter," he says. "The winner was a Japanese horse
named something like Yamaka."
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