As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are playing playing
poker when police raided the place.
An officer asks the priest, "Father, were you gambling?"
Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispers to himself, "Lord, forgive
me for what I am about to do,' then tells the officer, "No."
The officer, then asks the minister, "Pastor, were you gambling."
The minister also appeals to heaven, then says, "I was not."
The officer then asks, "Rabbi, were you gambling?"
"With whom?"
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