As retold by Bruce Lowitt

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi are talking about death and the legacy each will leave.

The priest says, "People will be at each of our funerals. Family, friends, congregants, they'll all be looking at us in the casket. I was thinking, I wonder what would you like them to say?"

The three give that some thought, then the minister says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

The priest says, "That I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in their lives."

The rabbi replies, "I'd like to hear someone say, 'Hey, he's moving.'"