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Music Notes: Arnold Rosner's critique of Mozart

By David Amos  
San Diego Jewish Times,  March 10, 2006

SAN DIEGO—In my last column, I wrote on the virtues of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and on the nearly universal and common belief that he was
 one of the greatest composers who ever lived.

But, there are many others, people of great musical knowledge, experience and intellect who do not agree. For them, Mozart is hardly great,
and at best an aberration of serious musical values. One of these people is a composer that I greatly admire. Arnold Rosner is also a teacher of high
regard. His many intensely personal and emotional compositions have been performed and recorded on both sides of the Atlantic to critical acclaim.
I have invited him to write this column with his possibly controversial, but sincere perspective on “the other side of the coin.”

Rosner tends to write in a more technical music language than I normally use in this column, but read on and absorb the spirit of his arguments.
He titles it The Bicycle Pump:

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In the 36 years in which I have taught music survey, or appreciation sections to liberal arts students I have always said: “All I want from you is that
you allow music to address any and all aspects of the human condition.” These students’ prior acquaintance with classical music generally begins and
ends in the single digits of age when they watched cartoons; many of them now require heavy rock accompaniments and charismatic, lean, slightly scary
artists to take music seriously. Or they may tolerate tragedy in a movie; suspense and tension on TV. A few others, however, “get it” and I do the best
I can with them.

But in the Classical era of music history, even the composers fail to meet my condition. Inheriting an already sparse choice of two principal scales,
95% of the time they choose the brighter and lighter major; minor is too serious for them. The music mainly is heard by the aristocratic few, helping them
 forget what they are doing to the impoverished and overworked many. It is no coincidence that the brief life of Mozart spans the years of both the
American and French Revolutions. Someday we may all teach that the principal gift of the Classical period is the codification of sonata form, symphonies,
and so forth, making a transition between the dynamic (and contrapuntally driven) Baroque period and the expressive (and structurally driven) Romantic
period.

Do I dislike them all — Boccherini, Gluck, Haydn, early Beethoven? Yes, I do. But Mozart deserves a special place. It is not true that he is the worst
of all composers; his prodigious technical skills developed by age six. Sometimes it is not so great to be a prodigy — I often feel his emotional and
dramatic palette is set at the same age. Rather, he is the most overrated composer of them all. The difference between the (mediocre) quality of his music
and the (celestial) reverence he is accorded is a gulf simply beyond belief.

There are those who have told me: “Wait ‘till your 40s, when you’ve lost people close to you, suffered disappointments in life, fully matured. Then you’ll
see the melancholy in almost every phrase.” I am 60, and I’m still waiting. And they have told me: “Just listen to those fantastic minor-key fugues,
Laudate Pueri
from the K.339 Vespers, Kyrie from the C Minor Mass.” Those would be very impressive examples if I hadn’t also heard the counterpoint
of one J.S. Bach, of whose works Mozart’s constitute A-minus student imitations. (The MAJOR-key multi-subject fugue in the finale of the Jupiter
Symphony
DOES impress, however).

And they told me: “Listen to the pieces, usually in minor, where you can hear a contained smoldering prefiguring of the Romantic era.” Those excerpts do
indeed exist, but they actually are the most convincing passages of the fact that the emperor has no clothes, as Mozart always follows them with silly
kid-stuff. It is like topping off a fresh-herb veal scallopine with Ready Whip. For reasons of space, I will refer only to examples in D Minor.

The quartet in that key has a remarkable minuet with dark counterpoint and some unexpected harmonic connections. But the “B” section is major-tonality, broken-chord fluff — barely even a recognizable theme, but just what would be accompaniment, much less anything of substance. In the outer movements
of the 20th Piano Concerto we do hear music that anticipates a composer like Schumann much of the way. But at the end Mozart cheers us up (in my
opinion lets us down) by asking the first trumpeter of the orchestra to play, innumerable times, a simple figure delineating a D Major chord, six fast A’s,
then one each F# and D. A friend of mine once played that part in a concert. After the concert, he and I went for pizza and every time he went for a swig
of beer, I made him laugh by humming “ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-Bum-Bum.” The poor guy might have gotten down three good sips.

But the worst is the Requiem. Commanding opening — one of the better Neo-Bach fugues, ending with a surprising open fifth, and a stormy Dies Irae
(which I rather find a tempest in a teapot, but that’s not the point). Now comes perhaps the worst few minutes of music ever written. The aria Tuba
Mirum
presents (loudly, but that doesn’t help) the solo voice in a melody that would be better a lullaby. The obligato part is a solo trombone; surely
Mozart did not think that just the choice of instrument was enough for the fearful day-of-judgment words. But indeed he writes dominant 7th arpeggios,
graceful and gentle, and the poor trombonist sounds less like the trumpet of doom or wrath, and more like a pump refilling the tires of a bicycle with air.

See if you don’t agree. When you’ve been to your umpteenth Mozart concert this year, and already are scratching your head about the mystique, take out
your CD of the Requiem, any performance will do (we know you own one), and with an open mind, ear and heart, ignoring all standard wisdom and
listening afresh, play the bicycle pump — oops, I mean the Tuba Mirum. See if you don’t laugh out loud. See if you don’t say: “Goodness, is this the icon
we have worshipped for one quarter of a millennium?”

I bet that is exactly how you will react; I’ll stake my own reputation as a composer on it.