"Now that I am the man of this house, my word is law! I want
you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished I expect a
sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you're going to run me a bath so I can
relax. And when I'm done, guess who's going to dress me and comb
my hair?"
His wife replied: "The Chevra Kadisha."
—Forwarded by Herb Braverman, San Diego
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