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Pharmacy Shopping

jewishsightseeing.com
,  July 1, 2005

After they moved from New York to Florida, Jake, 92, and Becky, 89, decided to shop for a pharmacy.

 Do you sell heart medication?"  Jake asked

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jake: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jake: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jake: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jake: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jake: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.  So, do you think you’ll give us your regular business?

We'll see," said Jake, winking at Becky.  "But in the meantime, we'd like to use this store for our Bridal Registry
."

Forwarded by Paul Thomas, M.D.,  San Diego, Calif..