There are many forms of Judaism which our rabbis say don't quite cut it:

                 Cardiac Judaism — in my heart I am a Jew.
                 Gastronomic Judaism — we eat Jewish foods.
                 Pocketbook Judaism — I give to Jewish causes.
                 Drop-off Judaism — drop the kids off at Sunday school and go out to
                                breakfast.
                 Two-Times a Year Judaism — attend service Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.

—Forwarded by Larry Gorfine, San Diego, California