As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
Becky stops by her son's house and, as is typical, rings the
doorbell and walks right in.
Her daughter-in-law, Sarah, is sprawled on the coach, naked. Soft music is
playing.
"What are you doing?" Becky asks.
"I'm waiting for Sol to come home from work."
"But you're naked!"
"This is my love dress" Sarah says. "Sol loves me to wear this
dress. Every time he sees me in this dress he becomes romantic and can't get
enough of me"
Becky turns and walks out. At home, she undresses, showers and puts on a
romantic CD, and sprawls on the couch. Finally, Abie comes home from work,
looks at her and says, "What are you doing?"
"This is my love dress," she says.
"Needs ironing. What's for dinner?"
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