As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Cohen visits the funeral director of the Riverside Memorial Chapel.

"My wife is dead. I have to arrange for her funeral."

"What?" the director says, "Your wife is dead? Impossible! We buried her two years ago!"

"No, no," Cohen, says, "that was my first wife. This was my second."

"Really? I didn't know you got married again. Mazel Tov!"