As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
a) Two men meet on the street. "How's business?" one asks. The other
one says, "Great."
(b) A man walks into a clothing store and asks, "How much is that
jacket?" The salesman says, "Three hundred and seventy-five dollars,
plus tax." The customer says, "I'll take it."
(c) Two women meet in a restaurant. "How are your children?" one
asks. "
They're fine," the other one says. "How about yours?"
And the first one says, "Mine, too."
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