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2006-07-13—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 119

 
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Punch lines

Punch lines, Volume 3

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

119. "Get the Imported"

jewishsightseeing.com,  July 13, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Dr. Margolis tells Mr. Weinblatt, a very rich man in real estate, that he needs minor surgery and asks if he would prefer a local anesthetic.

"With me, doctor, you don't pinch pennies," Weinblatt says. "Get the imported."