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2006-07-20—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 134

 
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Famous Jewish Punch lines

134. "But he forgot 
to write a letter."

jewishsightseeing.com,  July 20, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

A rabbi opens his mail one Friday morning.

Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope he finds written on it only one word: "shmuck."

At that night's service, the Rabbi announces, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names. Today, though, I received a letter from someone who signed his name. But he forgot to write a letter."