As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
Four Jewish ladies are playing mah jongg.
"You know girls," the first one says, "I have known you all for a
long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a
kleptomaniac. But don't worry. I have never stolen from you and I never will.
We have been friends for too long."
"Well," the second one says, "since we're having true confessions
here, I must tell you something. I am a nymphomaniac. But I have never hit on
your husbands for sex and I never will. We have been friends for too long."
"Umm," the third one says, "I, too, have a confession to make. I
am a lesbian. But do not worry. I will never hit on any of you. We have been
friends too long for me to ruin our friendship."
"I have a confession to make, too," the fourth one says. I am a Yenta.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some phone calls to make."
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