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2005-03-05 Jewish Humor: 'Jewish Jeopardy'

 
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A round of 'Jewish Jeopardy'

jewishsightseeing.com
,  March 5, 2003


We give the answer, you give the question

A: Midrash
Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?

A: The Gaza Strip
Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?

A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke
Q: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater?

A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?

A: Babylon
Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?

A: Filet Minyan
Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?

A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision
Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?

And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi
is offering circumcisions via the Internet. The service
is to be called..."E-MOIL."    Reaction

—Forwarded by Kenny Jacobson, Brewster, N.Y.