•A group of leading medical researchers has published data indicating that seder participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses.  It seems that this combination can lead to charoses of theliver.

•At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified with metamucil.  The brand name, of course, is..."Let My People Go."

•Old Jewish men in Miaim get hernias from wearing chais which are too heavy.  This condition is called "chaiatal hernia!"

•If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a mohel carry? A bris kit!

—Forwarded by Dr. Paul Thomas, San Diego