The townsman meets his friend, the Rabbi, and says to him "You have taught
me many things but there is one thing in particular I want to learn very much
but you do not wish to teach it to me. I want you to teach me the Talmud."
The Rabbi replied: "You are a townsman and you have a brain for other
things. There is no chance that you will succeed in understanding the
Talmud."
But the man continued in his attempt to persuade the Rabbi to teach him the
Talmud.
Finally, the Rabbi said: "I agree to teach you the Talmud on condition that
you answer one question."
The man agreed and asked the Rabbi "What is the question?"
The Rabbi then said to the man: "Two men fall down through the chimney, One
comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who of those two goes to wash
up?"
"Simple," replied the man. "The one who is dirty goes to wash up
but the one who is clean does not go to wash up."
The Rabbi then said to the man: "I told you that you will not succeed in
understanding the Talmud. The exact opposite happened. The clean one looks at
the dirty one and thinks that he is also dirty, goes to wash up. The dirty one,
on the other hand, looks at the clean one and thinks thathe is also clean and,
therefore, does not go to wash up."
The man then says to the Rabbi: "This I did not think of. Ask me, please,
another question."
The Rabbi then says to the man: "Two men fall down through the chimney. One
comes out dirty and the other comes out clean. Who of these two goes to wash
up?"
The man then says to the Rabbi: "Very simple. The clean one looks at the
dirty one and thinks he is also dirty and goes to wash up. The dirty one, on the
other hand, looks at the clean one and thinks that he is also clean and,
therefore, does not go to wash up."
The Rabbi then says to the man: "You are wrong again. I told you that you
will not understand. The clean one looks into the mirror, sees that he is clean
and, therefore, does not go to wash up. The dirty one looks into the mirror,
sees that he is dirty and goes to wash up."
The man complains to the Rabbi "But you did not tell me that that there is
a mirror there."
The Rabbi then tells the man: "I told you. You are a townsman. With your
brain you will not succeed in understanding the Talmud. According to the Talmud,
you have to think of all the possibilities."
"All right," groaning, said the man to the Rabbi. "Let us try
once more. Ask me one more question."
For the last time, said the Rabbi to the man. "Two men fall through the
chimney. One came out dirty and the other came out clean. Who of these two went
to wash up?"
"That is very simple!" replied the man. "If there is no mirror
there the clean one will look at the dirty one and will think that he is also
dirty and will, therefore, go to wash up. The dirty one will look at theclean
one and will think that he is also clean, and will, therefore, not go to wash
up. If there is a mirror there, the clean one will look into the mirror and
will, therefore, not go to wash up. The dirty one will look into the mirror and
will see that he is dirty and will, therefore go to
wash up."
The Rabbi then says to the man: "I told that you will not succeed in
understanding. You are a townsman; you don't have the brain for Talmud.. Tell
me, how is it possible for two men to fall through a chimney and for one to come
out dirty and for the other to come out clean?"
—Forwarded by Bruce
F. Lowitt, Clearwater, Florida
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