As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
A man walks into the U.S. Patent Office.
"I'd like to patent this," he says, taking out a wallet.
"Sir," the bureaucrat says, "wallets have been around for
centuries."
"Yeah, but I'm a mohel. I do circumcisions."
"So?"
"So this wallet is made from mine clippings."
"But it's still a wallet, right?"
"Yeah, but this wallet, you stroke it a few times and it turns into a briefcase."
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