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2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 23

 
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Punch lines

Punch lines 
Volume 1

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

23. "A quarter to three."

jewishsightseeing.com,  June 1, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

"I just got a new hearing aid," Manny says. "Most expensive on the market. With this I can hear anything. Whispering from the other side of the pool. The parakeet breathing. Anything."

"Really?" Morris says. "What kind is it?"

And Manny says,"A quarter to three."