As retold by
Bruce Lowitt
An Italian, a German and an American Jew are wandering through the
desert.
"I'm tired and I'm thirsty," the Italian said. "I must have
wine."
"I'm tired and I'm thirsty," the German said. "I must have
beer."
"I'm tired and I'm thirsty," the Jew says. "I must have diabetes."
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