As retold by Bruce Lowitt

The president of the temple spots the rabbi across the street but, as he is about to call to him, the rabbi enters a Chinese restaurant.

Curious, the president watches as the rabbi sits down at a table far in the corner. The waiter arrives, and the rabbi places his order.

After a while, the waiter arrives with a huge domed platter. He lifts the lid to reveal a roast suckling pig.

Stunned, the president bursts into the restaurant and confronts the rabbi, who looks up and says, "This place is amazing! You order a baked apple, and look what it comes with."