As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf.

Moses tees up the ball on the first tee and hits a beautiful shot about 290 feet down the middle of the fairway.

Then Jesus tees up his ball and hooks it into the trees, where a squirrel picks it up and begins scampering across the fairway, when an eagle swoops down and clutches the squirrel in its talons, but a bolt of lightning out of the clear blue sky hits the eagle, which drops the squirrel, which drops the ball, which rolls into the cup for a hole in one.

And Moese turns to Jesus and says, "Look, do you want to play golf or do you want to screw around?"