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2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 51

 
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Punch lines

Punch lines 
Volume 1

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

51. "You mean I can 
videotape Kol Nidre?"

jewishsightseeing.com,  June 1, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Shlomo calls his Rabbi and says, "I know tonight is Kol Nidre, but the World Series starts tonight and the Yankees are in it. I've always been a Yankee fan. I've got to watch the game on TV."

"Shlomo, that's what video recorders are for."

And Shlomo says, "You mean I can videotape Kol Nidre?"