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2006-06-01—Punch lines....And Their Jokes, No. 54

 
Jewish humor


Punch lines

Punch lines 
Volume 1

 


Famous Jewish Punch lines

54. "So look who 
thinks he's nothing."

jewishsightseeing.com,  June 1, 2006


As retold by Bruce Lowitt

On Yom Kippur, the rabbi stops in the middle of the service, prostrates himself beside the bema, and cries out, "Oh, God. Before You, I am nothing!"

Saul Rosenberg, president of the temple is so moved by this demonstration of piety that he immediately throws himself to the floor beside the rabbi and cries, "Oh, God!  Before you, I am nothing!"

Then Chaim Pitkin, a tailor, jumps from his seat, prostrates himself in the aisle and cries, "Oh God! Before You, I am nothing!"

Rosenberg nudges the rabbi and whispers, "So look who thinks he's nothing."