As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Morrie and Sarah - he's about 92, she's maybe 88, stop at a pharmacy.

"Excuse me," he asks. "Do you carry Digitalis?"

"Of course," the pharmacist says. "We have all kinds of heart medications."

"And how about medicine for improving circulation?" she asks.

"All kinds."

"What about remedies for rheumatic conditions?"

"Yes, no problem."

"Vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's, medicine for memory problems, arthritis and jaundice?"

"We have it all."

"Canes? Walkers? Wheelchairs?"

"Absolutely."

"And," Morrie says, blushing, "Viagra?"

"Most definitely."

And Sarah says, "Great! We'd like to register here for our wedding."