A man tells his psychiatrist, "I had the strangest dream last night. I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, she had your face. This I found very disturbing. I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. I lay there in bed for hours, waiting for morning to come, then I got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could help me explain the meaning of this strange dream."

The psychiatrist thinks for a moment, then says: "A Coke? You call that a breakfast?"