As retold by Bruce Lowitt

Manny and Moe pass by a church. In front is a huge sign: "TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH IF YOU CONVERT TODAY!"

Moe looks at Manny. "I want to see what this is all about. C'mon."

Manny says, "No way am I going to go into a church."

Moe says, "Okay, you wait here. I'll be back in a minute."

Half an hour later Moe comes out."

Manny asks "Nu?"

Moe says, "So I converted."

Manny says, "You got ten thousand dollars?"

And Moe says, "You Jews. All you think about is money."