As retold by Bruce Lowitt

 Three elderly Jewish women are talking about - what else? - their grown children.

"My Menahem, such a good boy. Last week he gave me an all expenses paid trip to Europe for the summer. How nice is that?"

"My Anshel came to see me and gave me keys to my own condo in Florida.

There's a boy who loves his mother."

"My Herbie pays a doctor $500 an hour and all he talks about is me."